my mom snuck up behind me and read what I have typed. I am getting out of this place

i am so lonely right now. the sun sets too soon in this place, early enough to make a night owl drowzy before midnight. and, hey, this time zone sucks ass. yeah we're on a fucked up west-coast TV schedule and i get to watch all the badass adult swim cartoons earlier than everybody else, but so what. what the hell do i do when aqua-teen hunger force is over at 9:30 and it's been dark already for three painful hours and all my online buddies are tucked up nice and sweet in their cool bedsheets not realizing how lucky they are to be able to BUNDLE UP without sweating a gallon and soiling their matress... oh geez. i should count my blessings. sunset triggers a chemical reaction in the brain, eliminating guilt associated with drinking while there's still light to enjoy a peaceful, sober evening. needless to say, i have been drunk for quite some time now, and i'll still be in bed before the news.


All parked illegaly. For my one and only reader, ERR